Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of
the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted,
and said, “Nice pigs, Sir.”The President replied, “These are not pigs – these are authentic
Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton
and one for Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.”The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted,
and said, “Excellent trade, Sir!”
